Three Fingers Sue

By Michael Basinski

Everyone called her 3 Fingers Sue
Question was, what the fuck happened to those other fingers?
I heard it this way:
She was givin Lumpy a hand job.
He was like big and strong.
Like a football player type
Stupid and big like the gym teachers loved him
And he was real afraid of his mother
So he heard her coming in the door, the mother
And he got so fucking scarred
That he grabbed up his zipper
And opps went the fingers
Flapping around the floor
Like a couple of Jimmy Dean
Pork sausages