Confusion

by Ed Sanders

What’s wrong with you!?
Spend the money!
Get the new tech!
Get with it!
Don’t be dull!
Get the latest Blackberry!
And when there’s a new version
in a few months,
throw the old one away!
Get new! Get new!
Your Blackberry isn’t outfitted
to work in Europe too!??
You disadvantaged cad!!
You dullnik!
You frayed-shirt no-shark!
I have no time at all for you!
In fact, I have no time at all!
period.
When a cup of coffee costs $20.00
then we’ll at last find out
who deserves to have energy!!

Of course, what I’m really waiting for is
all of Western Culture to be loaded into a
little dot inside my earring!

Then, I’ll be happy! I’ll be able to rest!